HEY CHICAGO! I know you missed this face, so why don’t you score a BULLSEYE and come see it tomorrow night at 8pm at the Athenaeum! 🎯 #LehrerDance
I’m going to be back inside you for one night only. And this time, with 7 other very attractive, super hot and sexxxy dancers. (Ok I’m just really trying to grab your attention).
We’re performing alongside a local Chicago company this Saturday, the 18th, at the Athenaeum Theatre at 8pm.
Even if you think you don’t like dance, you’ll like us. I promise.
Did I mention you’ll get to see me/us in very little clothing? Huh?
Either way, after the show I’ll be going out and getting Ms. Jackson nasty, so maybe I’ll run into you.
Or maybe not.
Spent the last few minutes in Orlando tanning like an emo kid. #feelings #paleandemotional
#tbt to Sunday. But like, I’m still in Florida. #tropicalselfies LDonTour #whiskeyslushie
Serving fab, talking shit, and watching @dariennelake at Curtain Up 2014. #curtainup #definitelycandid
Happiest shirt in the world. ⛵️ #allyearround #whenwaslaborday #boatsonmyclothes #jcrew #blondnotginger
Went in another photo booth this weekend. #boozingandboothing #matryoshkamagnet #trophywife
#tbt to Sunday when @matt.snyder and I had an impromptu photo shoot on some hay. #countryopulence #bumpkinchic #parttimemodel #usingmysurroundings
It was #nationaldogday or something, so here’s yet another picture of me pretend-sleeping with Stanley. 🐨 #stanley #aboyandhiscat