Bday elfing it, close up. #wiwt

#wiwt  
  07/16/14 at 04:11pm

Today, I birthday elfed. Thanks @cristianajoan for capturing the elusive magic. #birthdayelf #toplesswednesdays #lehrerdancereadyforjacobspillow #hbdme

  07/16/14 at 03:47pm

#teamcoven #teamnomelanoma #teampale #teamparasol #teamchevron

  07/13/14 at 04:05pm

Glitter wingtips. ArtRave ready. #artrave #artravebuffalo #ladygaga

  07/07/14 at 06:35pm

ArtRave tonight. Ready. #artravebuffalo

  07/07/14 at 11:17am

Old haunts. (at Metropolis Coffee Company)

  06/30/14 at 01:39pm

I was feeling good in Chicago so I took a selfie. #publicselfies #discreetselfies #halfface

  06/28/14 at 12:51pm

Hey Chicago. Just landed in ya.

  06/27/14 at 01:31am

Went in a photo booth this weekend. #boozingandboothing #lynandjaygotmarried #matryoshkamagnet

  06/23/14 at 09:47am

Stanley got a shark bed and the world couldn’t be a happier place. 🐨 #stanley #sharkbed

  06/09/14 at 01:20pm

Buzzed. 💇

  06/07/14 at 12:38pm

#tbt to Memorial Day. Shorteralls pulling double duty. #fashionandfunction #shorteralls #nineties #snapchatted

  06/05/14 at 03:00pm

Separation Anxiety Disorder. 🐨 #stanley #handtoface #pawtoface #meow #aboyandhiscat #catsofinstagram

  05/17/14 at 11:57am

There was a girl at the gym tonight wearing a long-sleeved bodysuit (leotard?), jeggings, and uggs.

I hated her. I respected her.

  05/16/14 at 01:19am

Gave up on the dream* again.

[* the dream being long hair and topknots.]

  05/13/14 at 03:36pm