HEY CHICAGO! I know you missed this face, so why don’t you score a BULLSEYE and come see it tomorrow night at 8pm at the Athenaeum! 🎯 #LehrerDance

  10/17/14 at 02:12pm

CHICAGO!

I’m going to be back inside you for one night only. And this time, with 7 other very attractive, super hot and sexxxy dancers. (Ok I’m just really trying to grab your attention).

We’re performing alongside a local Chicago company this Saturday, the 18th, at the Athenaeum Theatre at 8pm.

Even if you think you don’t like dance, you’ll like us. I promise.

Did I mention you’ll get to see me/us in very little clothing? Huh?

Either way, after the show I’ll be going out and getting Ms. Jackson nasty, so maybe I’ll run into you.

Or maybe not.

  10/17/14 at 12:01pm

Saving the world. One baby 🐘 at a time.

  10/06/14 at 05:07pm

Spent the last few minutes in Orlando tanning like an emo kid. #feelings #paleandemotional

  09/28/14 at 08:18pm

#tbt to Sunday. But like, I’m still in Florida. #tropicalselfies LDonTour #whiskeyslushie

  09/25/14 at 06:13pm

Serving fab, talking shit, and watching @dariennelake at Curtain Up 2014. #curtainup #definitelycandid

  09/20/14 at 12:36pm

πŸ˜• | πŸ“·: @matt.snyder

  09/16/14 at 11:01pm

Boo.

  09/13/14 at 01:00pm

Happiest shirt in the world. ⛡️ #allyearround #whenwaslaborday #boatsonmyclothes #jcrew #blondnotginger

  09/03/14 at 06:53pm

Went in another photo booth this weekend. #boozingandboothing #matryoshkamagnet #trophywife

  08/30/14 at 11:30am

#tbt to Sunday when @matt.snyder and I had an impromptu photo shoot on some hay. #countryopulence #bumpkinchic #parttimemodel #usingmysurroundings

  08/28/14 at 11:31pm

Wir sind alle freaks.

  08/27/14 at 07:02pm

It was #nationaldogday or something, so here’s yet another picture of me pretend-sleeping with Stanley. 🐨 #stanley #aboyandhiscat

  08/27/14 at 12:12am

Nothing like warming red wine on a hot summer night.

  08/26/14 at 11:29pm

I have not worn my shorteralls nearly enough this summer.

  08/16/14 at 01:09pm