February 2012
7 posts
I'm moving to NYC
in 16-18 months. I really wish it could be a lot sooner, but at least putting a timeline to it makes it more definite. I’m putting it out there in general just so that I know it will happen.
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“Go after her. Fuck, don’t sit there and wait for her to call, go after her...”
– Harvey Milk
Ok, so here’s my problem with this. I’m not usually one to reblog quotes, especially lovey, emotional quotes like this one, but this has given me something to think about. At first, I read this and was all awww, fuck yeah! Then I came back to Wednesday, February 8, 2012,...
Meet Jordan:
he’s my friend.
he also got featured as one of the “most stylish New Yorkers”.
I feel way cooler through association. WE’LLSEEYOUATLEBAIN.
I've found Ja Rule
and he’s alive and well in buttfuck Norwich, NY.
Anonymous asked: That is the dumbest shit I've ever heard, you going over two weeks being sick and not going to the doctor. If you are seriously ill and have permanent side-effects, it's not really going to matter that you saved $1000, is it? No matter what bill you knock up, btw, all hospitals everywhere will allow you to pay it down over a virtually endless amount of time. Get. Better. Now.
January 2012
17 posts
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HEALTH UPDATE 2012
I’ve been sick for a solid 18/19 days straight now, with all sorts of varying symptoms: sore throats, head aches, dizziness and light-headedness, coughing, brain pressure, constant and utter exhaustion, and most recently, frequent spikes of fever over the past few days. Being that I live some 350 miles away from where my doctor (and good old New England based insurance) is, I’m finally...
I need to learn to let things go. and people.
especially people. I’m putting this into writing in an attempt to actually begin to do so.
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if you're wondering what I wore to the Globes...
it’s vintage Balenciaga.
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Anonymous asked: What's your favorite drink? Any men in your life? Which planet is the best planet?
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wewillbeok asked: I don't have any questions for you, but having followed you for ages now, I do have some advice: we need more pictures of you with Beyonce photoshopped in. You can never really have enough of those, so if you feel your blog is a bit lackluster, I suggest starting there.
“Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought...”
– Karl Lagerfeld
December 2011
17 posts
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BEYONCE is going to be at LE BAIN tonight!
just kidding.
but I’M going to be Le Bain tonight. so you should all come too.
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my mother asking me if I want a grinder (sub...
now it’s just… not.
I just introduced my family to the Christian...
I now fully expect a pair by next Christmas. in nude, please.
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“I’m like an Olsen. I’m awake 3 hours a day just to drink and change...”
conversations with Amelia
Amelia: I'm really funny! I get it from my boyfriend.
Me (K): Your boyfriend?! How old are you?
A: (holds up 6 fingers.)
K: You're 6 and you have a boyfriend. What's his name?
A: Cameron. He's super funny. If he were here right now, he'd run into that wall and pretend to fall down just to make me laugh. Because he's so nice, and he likes me and he wants me to be happy and laugh. That's what drew my attention to him and made me like him!
...This girl's got it down...
I'm going to take out a personals ad in the...
Just looking for that special someone who understands that I eat massive amounts of pasta at or after midnight. Please bring the parmesan.
girlsack asked: HEY HANDSOME!
:******(
(only) 6 more days in Chicago.
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November 2011
20 posts
hey Chicagoans,
I need to find a great tailor in the city to fix up some fancy pants of mine. suggestions?
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my suitcases fill up too quickly because my chunky...
I'm thankful for being so attractive.
dear Chicagoans,
I’ll be back in (y)our city for a short but glorious 2 weeks.
November 26 - December 12.
keep that in mind.
Anonymous asked: Whatever happened with cameronchristopher?
can someone invite me to a fancy holiday party?
I’ll dress really sharply.
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