January 2012
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HEALTH UPDATE 2012
I’ve been sick for a solid 18/19 days straight now, with all sorts of varying symptoms: sore throats, head aches, dizziness and light-headedness, coughing, brain pressure, constant and utter exhaustion, and most recently, frequent spikes of fever over the past few days. Being that I live some 350 miles away from where my doctor (and good old New England based insurance) is, I’m finally...
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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I need to learn to let things go. and people.
especially people. I’m putting this into writing in an attempt to actually begin to do so.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 20th
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http://drunkronswanson.com/ →
Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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if you're wondering what I wore to the Globes...
it’s vintage Balenciaga.
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 13th
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Anonymous asked: What's your favorite drink? Any men in your life? Which planet is the best planet?
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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wewillbeok asked: I don't have any questions for you, but having followed you for ages now, I do have some advice: we need more pictures of you with Beyonce photoshopped in. You can never really have enough of those, so if you feel your blog is a bit lackluster, I suggest starting there.
Jan 12th
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my blog has been so boring lately,
so feel free to ask me things to redeem it a little?
Jan 12th
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“Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought...”
– Karl Lagerfeld
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 8th
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December 2011
17 posts
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BEYONCE is going to be at LE BAIN tonight!
just kidding. but I’M going to be Le Bain tonight. so you should all come too.
Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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my mother asking me if I want a grinder (sub...
now it’s just… not.
Dec 27th
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I just introduced my family to the Christian...
I now fully expect a pair by next Christmas. in nude, please.
Dec 26th
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“I’m like an Olsen. I’m awake 3 hours a day just to drink and change...”
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
Dec 21st
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Dec 18th
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conversations with Amelia
Amelia: I'm really funny! I get it from my boyfriend.
Me (K): Your boyfriend?! How old are you?
A: (holds up 6 fingers.)
K: You're 6 and you have a boyfriend. What's his name?
A: Cameron. He's super funny. If he were here right now, he'd run into that wall and pretend to fall down just to make me laugh. Because he's so nice, and he likes me and he wants me to be happy and laugh. That's what drew my attention to him and made me like him!
...This girl's got it down...
Dec 15th
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I'm going to take out a personals ad in the...
Just looking for that special someone who understands that I eat massive amounts of pasta at or after midnight. Please bring the parmesan.
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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girlsack asked: HEY HANDSOME!
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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:******(
(only) 6 more days in Chicago.
Dec 6th
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Dec 2nd
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November 2011
20 posts
hey Chicagoans,
I need to find a great tailor in the city to fix up some fancy pants of mine. suggestions?
Nov 30th
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my suitcases fill up too quickly because my chunky...
Nov 26th
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I'm thankful for being so attractive.
Nov 24th
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dear Chicagoans,
I’ll be back in (y)our city for a short but glorious 2 weeks. November 26 - December 12. keep that in mind.
Nov 22nd
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Nov 21st
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Anonymous asked: Whatever happened with cameronchristopher?
Nov 16th
can someone invite me to a fancy holiday party?
I’ll dress really sharply.
Nov 14th
Nov 14th
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Nov 14th
Nov 13th
10:15 on a Friday night and I'm in my pajamas...
living the life like a fat, single girl.
Nov 12th
Nov 10th
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Remember that emo date post I made a few days ago?
Never mind.
Nov 9th
Nov 8th
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“I’m listening to Robyn and trolling the internet for men. I feel like a...”
– some girls do just get it.
Nov 8th