December 2010
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Lunch With Grandma:
Grandma: Oh yeah, we used to host dinner parties with 20 or more people here.
Me: Where did they all go?
Grandma: They died.
Me: I meant… how did they all fit in the dining room…
Grandma: Oh.
[I can’t wait to be 90 and sassy]
that moment when your mom finds a pair of your...
what can I say? I like ‘em big.
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this Christmas is memorable because:
1. I found out I’m Jewish.
I am a performer. That is my life, that is what I am. That’s it.
– Joan Rivers
just so you know,
I am in fact still alive. I’ve been in and around Chicago for the past two weeks. with no internet. hello 2010.