December 2011
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BEYONCE is going to be at LE BAIN tonight!
just kidding.
but I’M going to be Le Bain tonight. so you should all come too.
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my mother asking me if I want a grinder (sub...
now it’s just… not.
I just introduced my family to the Christian...
I now fully expect a pair by next Christmas. in nude, please.
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“I’m like an Olsen. I’m awake 3 hours a day just to drink and change...”
conversations with Amelia
Amelia: I'm really funny! I get it from my boyfriend.
Me (K): Your boyfriend?! How old are you?
A: (holds up 6 fingers.)
K: You're 6 and you have a boyfriend. What's his name?
A: Cameron. He's super funny. If he were here right now, he'd run into that wall and pretend to fall down just to make me laugh. Because he's so nice, and he likes me and he wants me to be happy and laugh. That's what drew my attention to him and made me like him!
...This girl's got it down...
I'm going to take out a personals ad in the...
Just looking for that special someone who understands that I eat massive amounts of pasta at or after midnight. Please bring the parmesan.
girlsack asked: HEY HANDSOME!
:******(
(only) 6 more days in Chicago.
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