hey look! it’s my first tumblr selfie of 2014! and I’m wearing a hat that makes me look like a dick! and both meanings of the word “dick”!
Wish I still had this outfit. #tbt #minidouchebag #miniyachtclub #easybreezytoddler #ericashat
Anonymous asked: who is your daddy and what does he do?
Uhhh I’m assuming you’re referring to my actual biological father, so I’ll answer that.
His name is Wolfgang Amadeus (I’m not kidding) and he works for a bank.
In honor of the holiday, I present to you the cropped version of the (in)famous 1986 Adametz Family Christmas picture, starring yours truly. #1986 #hungrybaby #crosseyedwonder #whatiworein86 #christmasmiracle
Went back to Russia and got attacked by a Russian ‘Alien’ fan art sculpture. #wheresripley #sovietalien #artisticfreedom #👽
I try not to really reblog things like this… but it’s seriously my two favorite people.
I couldn’t not.
Myrtle Snow has been my favorite since we first met. Now it makes sense why:
"I wanted her to be a cross between Grace Coddington and Diana Vreeland. Also, every 1950s movie star with that weird mid-Atlantic accent — you could never figure out how a girl from Idaho got that voice. That was the jumping-off point. Also, Iris Apfel, that wonderful fashionista in New York who mixes a lot of things that shouldn’t be together, we did a lot of her stuff." - Ryan Murphy
Grace and Diana and Iris, oh my.
My 5.25 hours of teaching tonight were cancelled due to snowstuff in the ‘burbs. So I’ve been sitting here in my chilly apartment ever since, mourning the death of the grainy Photo Booth selfie era of yesteryear.
And it’s still not snowing.
REASONS I’VE DECIDED TO WEAR NO COLOR THIS WINTER: A list
1. It makes you look mysterious.
2. I want to look mysterious.
3. It makes you look like an Olsen.
4. I want to be an Olsen.
5. It makes you look like you’re in the Coven.
6. I want to be in the Coven.