Those are my real abs, and Colleen’s real legs. #bikeatards #cleavage #πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

  11/23/13 at 05:05pm

Serious dance across Europe.

(This was found on the internet by someone else. Thank you, anonymous German photographer.)
  11/22/13 at 10:59am

Look at that form. #πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

  11/19/13 at 08:35am

Got stuck in a cauldron last night. #πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ #kurtsoup #sandersonsisters

  11/14/13 at 08:47am

Found a kuh. (at Minden City)

  11/12/13 at 09:33am

Some canyon or ravine thing somewhere in Germany. And my favorite tourist pose thing. And my stomach. #details #succinct #somewhere #croptop

  11/08/13 at 05:16am

Sunny Switzerland selfie. (at Theater Casino Zug)

  11/03/13 at 09:37am

Oh yeah. We’re leaving tonight for a three week tour in Europe.

Germany, Switzerland, and Luxembourg. 16 cities. 21 days. Come visit?

  10/29/13 at 09:18pm

Apparently it’s #nationalcatday and I’m spending it en route to Europe so here’s a picture of Stanley helping me pack last night. #stanley #aircat #jetsetpet #eurocat

  10/29/13 at 09:12pm

The worst thing ever is being in NYC for a 6 hour layover, but not like BEING in NYC.

  10/29/13 at 04:40pm

just realized all my recent posts have been incredibly douchey. failing at tumblr 101.

  10/20/13 at 02:49pm

Went to Atlantic City and sat in a chair. #littlemanbigchair #denimondenimonikat #imnotamodel (at Revel)

  10/19/13 at 12:17pm

Bootie in your face #whaa? #amywinemouth #lukeandskywalker #twerkout #neighborshateus #ryanandkurt #kurtandryan @pixodix

  10/16/13 at 12:11am

Casual pic of me and my friend walking up Lafayette in the Village. (I’m on the right)

  10/14/13 at 08:31pm

Hey NYC.

In you.

  10/13/13 at 12:12pm