Trapped inside by a polar vortex and had too much coffee and feeling crazy! 💀 #polarvortex #caffeinelightweight #cheers #swirlingpolarvortexofdoom #WOO!

  01/07/14 at 01:21pm

hey look! it’s my first tumblr selfie of 2014! and I’m wearing a hat that makes me look like a dick! and both meanings of the word “dick”!

  01/03/14 at 04:33pm

Wish I still had this outfit. #tbt #minidouchebag #miniyachtclub #easybreezytoddler #ericashat

  12/26/13 at 06:20pm

meet my silver New Years footwear.

  12/25/13 at 11:09pm

Anonymous asked: who is your daddy and what does he do?

Uhhh I’m assuming you’re referring to my actual biological father, so I’ll answer that.

His name is Wolfgang Amadeus (I’m not kidding) and he works for a bank.

  12/25/13 at 10:48pm


(via thedjf)

  12/25/13 at 08:55pm
via thedjf

In honor of the holiday, I present to you the cropped version of the (in)famous 1986 Adametz Family Christmas picture, starring yours truly. #1986 #hungrybaby #crosseyedwonder #whatiworein86 #christmasmiracle

  12/25/13 at 10:36am

Russian jet lag is no excuse for me to not stay up late drinking my parents’ wine. alone.

  12/25/13 at 12:24am

That Russian “Instinct” game.

  12/21/13 at 06:21pm

Went back to Russia and got attacked by a Russian ‘Alien’ fan art sculpture. #wheresripley #sovietalien #artisticfreedom #👽

  12/20/13 at 06:17am

Bye again, USA. #planeselfies #russiaparttwo

  12/18/13 at 07:29pm

I try not to really reblog things like this… but it’s seriously my two favorite people.

I couldn’t not.

(via jooooordan)

  12/15/13 at 12:49pm

Yoncé all on tumblr’s mouth like liquor.

  12/13/13 at 03:44pm

Myrtle Snow has been my favorite since we first met. Now it makes sense why:

"I wanted her to be a cross between Grace Coddington and Diana Vreeland. Also, every 1950s movie star with that weird mid-Atlantic accent — you could never figure out how a girl from Idaho got that voice. That was the jumping-off point. Also, Iris Apfel, that wonderful fashionista in New York who mixes a lot of things that shouldn’t be together, we did a lot of her stuff." - Ryan Murphy

Grace and Diana and Iris, oh my.

  12/12/13 at 12:12pm

My 5.25 hours of teaching tonight were cancelled due to snowstuff in the ‘burbs. So I’ve been sitting here in my chilly apartment ever since, mourning the death of the grainy Photo Booth selfie era of yesteryear. 

And it’s still not snowing.

  12/11/13 at 05:45pm