I’ve been sick for a solid 18/19 days straight now, with all sorts of varying symptoms: sore throats, head aches, dizziness and light-headedness, coughing, brain pressure, constant and utter exhaustion, and most recently, frequent spikes of fever over the past few days. Being that I live some 350 miles away from where my doctor (and good old New England based insurance) is, I’m finally getting around to visiting a local clinic tomorrow.

Here’s a list of things I’ve already self-diagnosed myself with:

• Mono.
• Strep throat (and subsequently, rheumatic or scarlet fever, and potential heart failure).
• Malaria.
• Eastern Equine Encephalitis.
• West Nile.
• SARS
• Bird Flu.

I’ll show these to the med student I see tomorrow. that should help them out.