They’re not red. They’re not orange. They’re RUSTY BRICK. #wiwt #ootd #rustybrickisthenewredorange #jcrew

Wear More Leopard™. #wiwt #ootd #wearmoreleopard #shoeporn #toomanyhashtags #meow

the pokey dots vs. the red pants.

Leopard like a boss.

camo x gingham x elbow patch x three legs

Heading to a wedding. Black and white and burgundy Stubbs.

Lestat game topcoat.

People were all “you want camo pants?” and I was all “chyea.”

Also, I realized it was Veteran’s Day after I had put this on. So, no relation.

Accidentally dressed like a greaser today. Oh well.

A little over zealous with the fall layers this morning? Oh well, ain’t mad.

A little floral on chambray on denim jazz.

“GEORGE, IF I’M LATE TO DINNER, IT’S NOT BECAUSE I WAS TAKING A PICTURE OF MY OUTFIT. K?”

I wasn’t late for dinner.

What Happens When You Believe Your Shoes Are The Most Photographable Things At A Wedding: A Photo Essay

1. Get angry when a picture isn’t full body.
2. Attempt full body, end up disappointed in graininess.
3. Attempt a second full body—different pose—still grainy.
4. Give up and photobomb your own picture with your foot.
5. Go home. (not pictured)

they’re leopard calf skin loafers. what did you want me to do?

Belts are for pansies.

good lord, you’d think I took my style cues from the crewcuts catalog or something…